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Sweet And A Bit Seedy
One of the hallmarks of the height of my least favorite season is the wealth of 🍉 sweet, juicy watermelon 🍉. Anywhere you turn, this glorious red and green treat is waiting to tempt you. Goodness knows, I’m only too ready to indulge myself…
🍉 Food for Angels 👼🏼
When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. ~Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson
It’s literally not 🎖️ summer 👷🏻 if you don’t get to cut into a watermelon.
When you see that juicy red wedge and those tiny black seeds, you know you’re in for something exquisite.
It’s such a versatile treat, too.
You can do a basic slice. It’s classic. It’s juicy and sweet. It’s refreshing in a way that other fruit is not.
Balling it is a classic presentation. It resembles a donut hole, but it splashes in your mouth and is so flavorful.
It blends up into a flavor-rich smoothie on its own or in combination with other fruit or dairy.
Watermelon is satisfying in so many ways that it almost makes it worth enduring miserable muggy season.
🍉 Whattamelon 🍉
Skin a Watermelon Party Trick
There is something aesthetically pleasing about a basic wedge of watermelon with the rind attached like a pizza crust, but the ability to pop the rind off the whole melon and just cut up the flesh without having to gnaw down to the end of the flavor is worth its weight in gold.
Just Look At This SPOT To Pick SWEET, JUICY Watermelons — A Secret Sellers Never Tell You!
It’s always hard to determine whether you’re going to get a luscious, juicy melon or a big fraudulent dud. It doesn’t happen all the time, but when it does and you slice up that deep red fruit, the disappointment is absolutely epic. It’s a big wad of red sadness masquerading as actual watermelon. Check out the video above for tips on getting a good one.
50 Ways To Use A Watermelon
Some people can’t help going hog-goshdarn-wild with their watermelon. Me? I just like to cut it up and eat it. Sometimes it’s actually okay to play with your food.
Lainey Wilson – Watermelon Moonshine (Official Music Video)
This kind of speaks for itself. Personally, I’m not a drinker and I don’t find that it helps to make intimacy go much better. Quite the opposite, in fact.
I’m blessed to have a level-headed non-drinker for a wife and we get excited without the booze because actual attraction is intoxicating enough when it’s genuine and mutual.
This 🍉 Is ☺️ Happiness
To cut with a sharp knife a bright green watermelon on a big scarlet plate of a summer afternoon. Ah, is this not happiness? ~Lin Yutang, The Importance of Living
Like I need a philosopher to tell me that watermelon is the heart of happiness in my least favorite season. Puh-leez…
What is also happiness is knowing my dad is on the mend.
We were pretty concerned recently and I was afforded an opportunity to go to Florida and visit him just in case.
Thankfully, he rallied and is taking his recovery very seriously.
My sister, my mom and I got to watch him really come back to life in the last few days and we pray that it continues.
The man has never done a wrong thing in his life.
You could not find a more genuinely nice guy than my father, so it really hurts me when stuff like this happens.
Thank goodness and thank God that it didn’t go the way it was trending.
We’re fortunate to have him in our lives and, frankly, we’re nowhere near ready to let him go just yet.
We love you, Dad. Keep up the hard work and come back to us…
That’s all for today. See you back on Wednesday for 🦗🔊🦗